THE PARTY

I started first thing in the morning on Saturday preparing for the party by making muffins for breakfast and denying my family the tops of their muffins.

I made blueberry muffins, sliced the tops off, and placed them on a cooling rack to cool.


The Dozen Muffin Tops.

I typed up a menu for the dinner, including quotes from the show in reference to each food (see previous blog post for food and quotes). I had the menus professionally laminated and let each guest take them home as souvenirs after the party.

I put a sign over the toilet in the bathroom. It says "I don't have a square to spare, I can't spare a square."

The snack table for post dinner 'Seinfeld Scene It' Competition

Hines brought duplicate eclairs and Jory brought a duplicate candy bar line-up.

The Chips Ahoy.

The Snickers, with a knife and fork.

The Pretzels (they're making me thirsty.)

The Jujy Fruits.

The Junior Mints.

The Eclairs (on doilies, with one bite in it, plated on a magazine.)

The Candy Bar Line Up

The Key (brought by Jory)

The Complete dialogue from 'The Candy Bar Line Up.'

The Fusilli Jerry (the trophy for the champion of Seinfeld Scene It)

Another angle of Fusilli Jerry.

The Dinner Table.

The Kung Pao Chicken.

The Real Chinese Food Boxes used to serve the Kung Pao.

The Broccoli (vile weed!)

The Peach and Mango Salad.

The (homemade) Marble Rye Croutons.

The H&H Bagel Chips.

The Mulligatawny Soup.

The Poppy Seed Dressing.

The Black and White Cookies.

The Snapple.

Jory came to the dinner as Mike Moffit (note the shirt.)

And he brought salsa in a seltzer bottle and seltzer in a salsa jar.
And pepsi.

"GEORGE: You know it must be impossible for a Spanish person to order seltzer and not get salsa. (Angry) 'I wanted seltzer, not salsa.'

JERRY: Don't you know the difference between seltzer and salsa?? You have the seltzer after the salsa!"

-The Pitch

"GEORGE: So you're telling me instead of being happy to see me they're going to be upset because I didn't bring anything. You see what I'm saying?
JERRY: The fabric of society is very complex George.
GEORGE: I don't even drink wine. I drink Pepsi.
ELAINE: You can't bring Pepsi.
GEORGE: Why not?
ELAINE: Because we're adults?
GEORGE: You telling me that wine is better than Pepsi? Huh, no way wine is better than Pepsi.
JERRY: I'm telling you George, I don't think we want to walk in there and put a big plastic jug of Pepsi on the table.
George: I just don't like the idea that every time there is a dinner invitation there's this annoying little chore that goes along with it.
JERRY: You know, you're getting to be an annoying little chore yourself."

-The Dinner Party

Jory also brought Tic Tacs for everyone, you know, so no one would be sidle-ing up on him without him knowing.

Jory with his Fusilli Jerry Trophy. He was the Seinfeld Scene It Champ.